Love the site, dude.
Have a few testbed films for you to look at:
They are bad.. I’m sure you’ve heard of, or seen a few of these..
1.
“the stuff” (just re-released on dvd, dredged from the back of the first fridge we see in “se7en”) You know the main character, you just don’t know what his name is (and neither do I)
2.
“I come in peace” (your guess is as good as mine, I think it’s been Disc-ized, but haven’t dared look for it) dolph lundgren and what looks like a cross between the tall man from phantasm and the cleft-palate freak from ghostbusters II(nice hair though). Can’t miss this one!
3.
“Rivals of the dragon” (good luck, It was bad when I got it on VHS 20 years ago, probably never copied to DVD)
4.
“even little people started small” I think some venerable german director’s (wolfgang someone) opium-laced bad idea – But it’s got midgets! So it can’t be ALL bad!!!!!!
5. and staying on the Midget kick, check out
"The terror of tiny town" an all-littlepeople western. you will see some cute midgets here too!
6. Already halfway, might as well do my top ten.. try out
"blankman" not exactly BAD, but doesn't take itself seriously for a minute. What ever happened to homey the clown? see here.
7.
"Wild things 2" well two through as many as they make... it's almost as if they assumed just having "hot" chicks would just make it a guaranteed seller.. oh wait.. i see what they did there.
8.
"incubus" seriously folks.. you thought
"lucy in the sky with diamonds" was the depth of Shatner's shame.. but You may think otherwise after seeing this movie.
9.
"Escape from L.A." or, subsequently anything with lee van cleef in it. Absofreakinlutely (with the exception of
"The man with no name" trilogy)...then again, seeing Dexter Riley smoking a cigarette and looking vaguely like a cross between a pirate and a leather b***h.. hmm..
10.
"Naked Space" if ever there was a movie that would warn people against casting leslie nielsen in another subsequent film, this would be it. Thankfully, however, it was largely ignored.
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