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« on: August 31, 2008, 09:10:45 AM »

 Buggedout Wowww... Just... Wow. I didn't think anyone other than me had the potential to even care about the latter part of the Polonia Brothers' "Dinosaur Chronicles". Say what you will, Scorpion and Drax are epic superb-punk maniac ass-blasters! Yes! Caeser, despite having a silly "scare-ending", fell before the vengeance of the one-man rebellion!! Long live the new empire, down to the dinosaurs, mutants, and thugs! SCORPION WILL RETURN!
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 10:38:53 AM »

History will preserve the heroism of Dax, our most beloved saint!

Nihilist and Ultraconservatives tremble at the very mention of his name!

And - R.I.P. John Polonia.  Bluesad
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 12:23:44 PM »

Polonia Update: Am I the only person on earth who receives e-mail updates "Based on my past purchasing history" from Amazon.com about the latest Polonia Brothers epic MONSTER MOVIE? Probably not!

Bigger and badder than CLOVERFIELD...more intense than BLAIR WITCH...it's America's most monstrous home movies! Eight rolls of badly damaged 16mm film reveal one of the most bizarre cover-ups in the annals of true-life events. Suppressed from the public, the contents of the film cans unspool, telling the simple documentation of four buddies and their weekend outdoors, but quickly turning into a terrifying menace in the form of strange reptilian lizards. Did they rise from the lake? What was left of the town they trampled underfoot? Could they be tied in to all the disappearances? Don t believe everything you see...experience it!

Sounds terrific! Better'n CLOVERFIELD and THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT combined!

I would probably also get e-mail announcements about new high-def digitally restored DVD releases of Andy Milligan films, if anybody ever did such a thing.
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 10:04:38 PM »

I swear that I've gotten to the point that I can spot a Polonia Bros flick on sight.  I'd like to say that was because the people are always the same or that the locations are the same, but the truth is that it is due to how they shoot their scenes.

Gotta give it to them: their plots are are always way out of the league of their budgets, but that never stopped them.  Agreed, RIP to John Polonia.
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