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Question: If aliens existed, where would you draw the line to sleep with one?
Just like us
Different color- Blues, green etc.
Pointy ears/head wrinkles
Fur
Tentacles
Eww you are a sick kid.

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« on: September 05, 2008, 05:37:02 PM »
So, I was browsing on the Straightdope message board and a similar post was highlighted.  As you all are 1) experts on aliens and 2) of an open minded bent (or just bent minded), I was curious what you think. 
His Shatnerness would bonk anything less alien than a Horta (sorry Capt. Trek), but where do real people fall on the scale?    Someone on the SD board coined the term "to Kirk"- sleep with an alien.  i.e. I'd Kirk her. 

Hoping I don't regret this.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 05:39:43 PM »
Blue or Green, definately!  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 06:20:24 PM »
All the way, , FTW man. .
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 06:43:44 PM »
Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....!  Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 06:47:20 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 05, 2008, 06:43:44 PM
Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....!  Buggedout

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-Alien chicks are hot tho', like that chick with the 3 boobies from Total Recall.
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 06:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 05, 2008, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 05, 2008, 06:43:44 PM
Iv'e done the hibbity jibbity with some ugly varmits that ARE human. But FUR??? Naw....thats just too...furry...like boinking a dog or monkey...or Chuck Norris. Brrrr....!  Buggedout

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-Alien chicks are hot tho', like that chick with the 3 boobies from Total Recall.

Middle for the face...sides for the hands!  Smile
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 09:01:42 PM »
Personal experience tells me that it'd still be wishful thinking on my part, even if they were on the edge of extinction & desperate for men. Lookingup
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 09:53:07 PM »
L'ursa and Bahtor from Star Trek: TNG were two pretty hot Klingon sisters.  They would hurt me, but I would like it.
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 09:59:20 PM »
BTW, I LOVED the scene in Aliens where they were talking about a time they all got some alien 'tang. They pointed out that one guy was with a MALE, , but he said that didn't matter, because of that particular alien race.
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 03:49:06 AM »
Quote from: Jeez, that Ed Guy on September 05, 2008, 05:37:02 PM
So, I was browsing on the Straightdope message board and a similar post was highlighted.  As you all are 1) experts on aliens and 2) of an open minded bent (or just bent minded), I was curious what you think. 
His Shatnerness would bonk anything less alien than a Horta (sorry Capt. Trek), but where do real people fall on the scale?    Someone on the SD board coined the term "to Kirk"- sleep with an alien.  i.e. I'd Kirk her. 

Hoping I don't regret this.
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 TeddyR I draw the line at tentacles. I saw enough of them when Camilla Parker Bowles was after me.  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 09:58:35 AM »
All the way, no doubt.  Get a nice, hairy, pointy eared, blue skinned alien with tentacls, WOO!  Twirling
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 07:39:31 PM »
Well, you know Adam & Eve didn't have to of happened here on Earth. It could of happened on another planet. In the book of Genesis and the Book of Enoch they mention how beings mixed with mankind.

Genesis 6:4

"The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown."

There will always be a missing link because God or perhaps another race of being from somewhere else jump started mankind at some point in history. Making us intelligible to some extent.

A lot of Christians have trouble with the idea that life exist beyond this planet, but if it did they would also be obligated to take the truth throughout the universe.

Having said that it would only be natural to mix with alien races in the process. As long as they had intelligent minds that could understand such concepts and as long as they could biologically engage in such things and have mixed offspring.

(Just for the record tentacles would be hard for me to deal with. Thought this does remind me of the scene in CABIN BOY with the lady with lots of arms. You can't help but feel loved with all those arms. )

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2008, 01:37:32 PM »
I'd have to decide that on an alien-by-alien basis. All depends on how she looks with the fur or the tentacles, and what she can do, especially with the tentacles.  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2008, 02:37:30 PM »
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I think I would need about a twelve-pack in my blood to handle her.  I've got nothing against bald blue women with tails, but she's just not my type.  Nice to see that she watches her wieght, though.
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 02:43:18 PM »
I think I prefer my alien sex partners blue/grey  Wink
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