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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: September 06, 2008, 06:36:08 PM »

"Dad always got a bit cranky after drinking alone."

"Luckily for the neighbours it was easy to notice the times when Mr. Gregson stared through the bedroom windows in the neighbourhood."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 06:42:02 PM »

Amblin Entertainment present:   "Sloth:The Possession"

Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 08:28:05 PM »

Will the owner of a 1984 Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller please go to the parking lot, you've left the headlights on.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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The Game is Finished?
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It's neVer over!

« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 04:28:27 PM »

The result of the genetic fusion of Pluto and Mars from Papa Jupiter's clan, skinned by the Creeper, soaked well, and had flashlights shone through the eyesockets as a joke...

You know that was so awkward it was not funny in itself, but you know, now that I mention it, it is a bt silly in the cosmic sense... Buggedout
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 05:35:43 PM »

"I think I'll name you Bright Eyes."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 09:04:48 PM »

"I knew we should have used the C.H.U.D. red eye reduction feature on our new camera..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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