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« on: September 13, 2008, 08:29:03 PM »

Most people who have seen this parody of slasher films remember three things: the killer's heavy breathing, the body count total that flashes on the screen whenever a new victim is discovered, and horse head bookends.

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2008, 01:01:27 PM »

The horsehead bookend scene is totally worth watching this film for, so weird.

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2008, 04:08:56 PM »

Nobody keeps track of these things, but I think this may be the most frequent entry on the "What Was That Film?" board.  It seems like almost everyone's seen a scene from this that sticks in their memory for a long time, but no one was impressed enough to actually figure out the name of what they were watching at the time.  It's just that kind of movie.

"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2008, 06:51:28 PM »

I remember watching this movie when I was a young lad and then more recently about a few years ago.  I love this movie.   The thing with the shop teach and the Horse Head Book ends was funny.  I think he still lived with his mother.  The best part of the movie was the end.  I loved how it had a Wizard of Oz type of ending.  I plan on adding this my library.



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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2008, 02:42:34 PM »

the first time I saw it, was at the haslfway point when they arrived at the dance in the disguise. Toby's balloons were squeeking, people were staring at here and saying is that Toby, she and here friend kissed, and I was wondering: "is she a guy disguised as a girl looking for a killer? I got to watch this movie all the way throught next time around!"
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 03:48:58 PM »

I own this on DVD. Hilarious. Lousy ending, but funny.

I would have added a bunch of lines from The Breather and the MPAA scene. That ALWAYS makes me laugh. Love his twisted little sneer after he says the line.

Also every movie needs a body count counter...
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 04:00:03 PM »

What luck! I found the scene..

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 09:23:14 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, the Stick as Melvert. It get no better than that!
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 10:16:51 PM »

Nobody keeps track of these things, but I think this may be the most frequent entry on the "What Was That Film?" board.

I think that title goes to ISLAND OF TERROR (1966).


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