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« on: September 16, 2008, 07:40:37 PM »

SUPPOSED BUMPERSTICKERS.

My kid beat up your honor student.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep.
HANG-UP & DRIVE
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It is as BAD as you think, and they are out to get you.
Okay, who stopped the payment on the reality check?
If it ain’t Barack, don’t fix it!
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
If nature wanted men to have foreskins, they’d have been born with them.
Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet and hungry then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
i souport publik edukasion.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why is there an “S” is “lisp”?
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 08:25:48 PM »

I F@cked the Chick from 'HANSON'

I (Heart) Midget Porn

My other car is where you were conceived

I Brake for Hallucinations

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 09:02:22 PM »

Honk your horn and I'll rip your spleen out through your throat.

My other car is with my ex-wife, that's why I'm driving this piece of crap.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 09:28:13 PM »

Darwin is dead, and he ain't comin' back

Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?

Make war, not love (it's safer)

I don't care who you're voting for, what your other car is, or what school your kid goes to

My other car is a piece of s*** too

Warning! If you value your life as much as I value this bike, don't f*** with it
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 07:26:07 AM »

My favorite was on the back of a Corvette:  I'd rather be driving a Titleist

(That's a brand of golf ball)
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 10:10:26 AM »

Can't remember this one exactly but something like:

"Wanted: woman with boat. Send picture of boat."

Saw this one in a parking lot. Not sure how you'd have time to read it on the road.

"My wife told me if I went fishing one more time, she'd leave me. I'll sure miss her."

One of my favorites I saw on the road, wish I knew where to buy it:

"Back off or I'll flick a booger at your windshield"

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 12:35:25 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 10:17:39 AM »

Recently on a road trip I read a bumper sticker that stated: "Dear Jesus, Please save me from your followers"

ya know, someone is gonna burn for that one... haha
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 07:18:08 AM »

Recently on a road trip I read a bumper sticker that stated: "Dear Jesus, Please save me from your followers"

ya know, someone is gonna burn for that one... haha

Nah, as far as I can tell by looking in the mirror, God has a great sense of humor. Another of my favorites, though it was on a t-shirt rather than a bumper: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk."

My favorite bumper sticker was on a Ford Pinto: "Back off, man, I'm full of gas!"
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 12:11:51 PM »

"I MIGHT BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU"
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 02:46:29 PM »


Nah, as far as I can tell by looking in the mirror, God has a great sense of humor.

God's sense of humor is the only explanation for the fact that farts are FLAMABLE.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2008, 03:39:53 PM »


Nah, as far as I can tell by looking in the mirror, God has a great sense of humor.

God's sense of humor is the only explanation for the fact that farts are FLAMABLE.

And why the most sensitive parts of a man's body are in a pretty much foot shaped notch.
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 06:31:21 PM »




That's great!!!!!  But I thought Dubya  WAS Cthulhu!
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