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« on: September 17, 2008, 12:02:32 PM »

This is nightmare inducing.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html

My favorite quote "He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."    I should hope so.
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 12:05:57 PM »

Ouch, that ain't nice  Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 12:13:00 PM »

'Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."'


There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 12:15:47 PM »

'Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."'


There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).
Making an explanation like that is like shooting fish in a barrell. 
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 12:22:36 PM »

He was lucky he didn't "catch" anything... Lookingup
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 12:32:25 PM »

I'm still trying to figure out the logistics as to how this happened.  Weird wack stuff.

and painful......... Buggedout
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 12:48:20 PM »

Maybe he had a secret fish fetish? And was doing something he shouldn't have?

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »

There's something fishy about that explanation... (aw, c'mon, someone had to say it).

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 04:11:13 PM »

Who holds on to a fish while they take a leak?  Hell, why did he hold on to it while he cleaned the tank?  Put it in a bowl of water stupid.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 04:45:25 PM »

That's even more disturbing than 'Boy's Penis found in Fish'.  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 05:17:34 PM »

Maybe he had a secret fish fetish? And was doing something he shouldn't have?




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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 05:19:23 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 05:33:09 PM »

They said it was a beta fish.  I have those in my tank... Buggedout
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 07:41:42 PM »

They said it was a beta fish.  I have those in my tank... Buggedout




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