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« Reply #165 on: September 28, 2008, 07:03:52 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2008, 10:51:13 AM
Quote from: Torgo on September 28, 2008, 10:30:36 AM
I always liked Weird Al's parody of Rico Suave which was called "Taco Grande".

Rico Suave commits what I consider a cardinal sin of pop music - he's named in his own song. It's vain, it's cheesy, it's shameless, it's dumb. The hallmark of crap.

His name's Gerardo, isn't it?

I haven't heard the song in a while, but it's by Gerardo.  I can't watch your link, due to stupid Dial-Up I have.
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« Reply #166 on: September 28, 2008, 07:39:11 PM »
Quote from: HappyGilmore on September 28, 2008, 07:03:52 PM
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2008, 10:51:13 AM
Quote from: Torgo on September 28, 2008, 10:30:36 AM
I always liked Weird Al's parody of Rico Suave which was called "Taco Grande".

Rico Suave commits what I consider a cardinal sin of pop music - he's named in his own song. It's vain, it's cheesy, it's shameless, it's dumb. The hallmark of crap.

His name's Gerardo, isn't it?

I haven't heard the song in a while, but it's by Gerardo.  I can't watch your link, due to stupid Dial-Up I have.

You're right. My mistake. I always assumed he went by the handle "Rico Suave." I wasn't exactly a fan, so I barely remember the guy, except for the line "Rico....Suave."

That said, naming yourself in your own song is still a cardinal sin of pop music. We can probably come up with plenty of examples.
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« Reply #167 on: September 29, 2008, 05:28:49 AM »
Now Stryper are awesome, "To Hell With The Devil" is an awesome album, but "Honestly" makes me want to puke over and over  Bluesad

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« Reply #168 on: September 29, 2008, 08:35:23 AM »
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2008, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on September 28, 2008, 07:03:52 PM
Quote from: AndyC on September 28, 2008, 10:51:13 AM
Quote from: Torgo on September 28, 2008, 10:30:36 AM
I always liked Weird Al's parody of Rico Suave which was called "Taco Grande".

Rico Suave commits what I consider a cardinal sin of pop music - he's named in his own song. It's vain, it's cheesy, it's shameless, it's dumb. The hallmark of crap.

His name's Gerardo, isn't it?

I haven't heard the song in a while, but it's by Gerardo.  I can't watch your link, due to stupid Dial-Up I have.

You're right. My mistake. I always assumed he went by the handle "Rico Suave." I wasn't exactly a fan, so I barely remember the guy, except for the line "Rico....Suave."

That said, naming yourself in your own song is still a cardinal sin of pop music. We can probably come up with plenty of examples.
It's a fairly cheesy song.  I think I have it on a mix cd somewhere.  My favorite thing about it was Gerardo appearing in Pauly Shore's self-written movie Pauly Shore is Dead.  In it, Pauly, upset over not being an MTV star anymore, decides to fake his own death.  In one scene, he is driving along one of LA's highways, and encounters Gerardo selling oranges on the sidewalk to earn a living.  Pauly's just like, "Rico Suave, what are you doing?  It's me, Pauly." TeddyR
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« Reply #169 on: September 29, 2008, 11:28:20 AM »
Sure, the songs listed here are annoying because they actually get played on the radio and we're forced to listen to them... but there's much, much worse out there.

How about a cut from Fabio's album?



Fabio: When Somebody Loves Somebody (Listen at your own risk!  I warned you!  There's no looking back once you get a love attack!)
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« Reply #170 on: September 29, 2008, 11:42:45 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 29, 2008, 11:28:20 AM
Sure, the songs listed here are annoying because they actually get played on the radio and we're forced to listen to them... but there's much, much worse out there...How about a cut from Fabio's album...?  Fabio: When Somebody Loves Somebody[/url] (Listen at your own risk!  I warned you!  There's no looking back once you get a love attack...!)
Yeh, dotz funnee and BAD. 
However, did you actually listen to my CHER selection? 

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...I defy you to listen to it all.  You can hear IT here: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIrJJEVCP6M 
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« Reply #171 on: September 29, 2008, 12:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 29, 2008, 11:42:45 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 29, 2008, 11:28:20 AM
Sure, the songs listed here are annoying because they actually get played on the radio and we're forced to listen to them... but there's much, much worse out there...How about a cut from Fabio's album...?  Fabio: When Somebody Loves Somebody[/url] (Listen at your own risk!  I warned you!  There's no looking back once you get a love attack...!)
Yeh, dotz funnee and BAD. 
However, did you actually listen to my CHER selection? 

Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 25, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
...I defy you to listen to it all.  You can hear IT here: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09xT3KNFXMQ&NR=1 



Yes... and it nearly broke my spirit the first time... I refuse to listen to it AGAIN!

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« Reply #172 on: September 29, 2008, 12:19:51 PM »
OK, I was in the hardware store this morning, and this atrocity came on. Don't recall if it's been posted yet.
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« Reply #173 on: September 29, 2008, 04:32:54 PM »
Europe anyone?  (Circus may not like this choice... BounceGiggle)
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« Reply #174 on: September 29, 2008, 06:02:24 PM »
VILLAGE PEOPLE "Sex Over the Phone"
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« Reply #175 on: September 29, 2008, 06:45:43 PM »
KISS - A World Without Heroes
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« Reply #176 on: September 29, 2008, 08:43:02 PM »
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KISS - A World Without Heroes

From the epically awful album, The Elder

My best friend is a massive KISS fan and he actually defends that album. He said that he thinks that some of their more underrated makeup era material is on that album. Go figure. 
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« Reply #177 on: September 29, 2008, 08:49:39 PM »
"The Ketchup Song" by  Las Ketchup.
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« Reply #178 on: September 29, 2008, 10:06:47 PM »
METALLICA  "St.  Anger"

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and for a bonus here's that hilarious St. Anger parody!

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« Reply #179 on: September 30, 2008, 05:54:30 AM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 29, 2008, 04:32:54 PM
Europe anyone?  (Circus may not like this choice... BounceGiggle)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHTI8172hU


Aww poo, you were right DS  TeddyR
I understand though, Europe fall very heavily into the "wimp-rock" category

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KISS - A World Without Heroes
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From the epically awful album, The Elder


No this I strongly disagree with, if it wasn't Kiss doing this song then I'm sure it wouldn't be on here. Granted, it was very "un-kisslike", but I think it's a good song and I do like the Elder, it's not a favourite album of mine, but it is something different from what Kiss were known for. Saying that though, my favourite Kiss album is "unmasked", so I don' tsuppose anyone's gonna take me seriously.  BounceGiggle
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