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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: September 22, 2008, 03:09:26 PM »

From my review of Caligula

"Oh sh*t...I think the lambskin broke..."

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 01:37:11 AM »

No, I can't be bothered with running the Empire right now!  I'm busy!

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 07:51:46 AM »

"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 12:04:21 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 02:52:34 PM »

Inform Flavius never to wash my best white imperial robes in the same load with the bloodstained tunics of those who oppose me again, or I will have him gutted!   

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 04:49:03 PM »

"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."

Lol, Classic. . .

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »

"Wait...what the hell am I doing here?  I worked with Stanley Kubrick, for god's sake!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 06:21:02 AM »

The Partians do what with their camels?

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2008, 09:11:52 PM » mean Kubrick isn't directing this?  I KNEW IT!!!

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