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Metropolisforever
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« on: September 24, 2008, 05:03:34 PM »



"Did this young woman consent to this?  Are you sure?  You KNOW this is illegal in Alabama, right?"

"Be prepared; this might hurt a little..."
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 07:28:45 PM »

Watch me demonstrate how the Hoovermatic 2000 removes annoying towels from common household supermodels!
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 09:43:24 PM »

"I don't think that's quite how you perform a colonic, sir..."
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 01:00:48 AM »

Higher...higher...yes that's the spot, right there.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 10:59:35 PM »

"Keep pulling. You've almost got the whole thing out."
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2008, 11:26:07 PM »



Am I ready for this?  That's what my husband asked me on our wedding night.  That, and brace yourself.  Of course that was his idea of foreplay.
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 12:14:37 AM »

Fat Lady: "You SWORE you'd never touch another woman with a ten-foot pole, and that's EXACTLY what you're doing! I'm going back to mother's, I want a divorce. . "
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 11:29:03 AM »

New from Sears, the hickeymatic 550.
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2008, 08:19:09 AM »

Princess Lea and Han Solo opened up a massage parlor in thier later years. They always had to vaccumm off the customers due to the insane amount of wookie hair left by Chubacca.
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 12:39:19 AM »

Man, Star Wars inspired porn was really bad.
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