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« on: September 26, 2008, 08:32:32 AM »

"At this point, the man realized that he needed a new dishwasher."
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 09:08:12 AM »

Needs salt.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 09:12:57 PM »

Hmmm...which one was the urine specimen. 

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 08:56:19 PM »

This one ain't the Holy Grail either...damn.

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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 11:17:05 PM »

Can Gordon Ramsay turn this restaurant around in one week?

"F**k me! This kitchen is a f**king disaster! Put down that f**king beaker, you donkey, and help me chuck all this s**t in the f**king bin!"

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 11:39:19 AM »

Mum's ashes have to be here somewhere...Hullo, mum?]

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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 12:54:39 AM »

"I know my teeth are in one of these jars..."
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:44:39 AM »

After his 63rd bloody mary, Antonio still thought he could drive.

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