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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: September 30, 2008, 01:32:41 PM »

You mean you didn't know this is how I spend my Saturday nights!

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Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 01:35:03 PM »

"Did somebody call for Captain Foreskin?"

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 11:10:50 PM »

Dr. Bashir discovers the ultimate contraceptive: Quark Heads.

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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 04:03:57 PM »

"Finally, now, the time is right for me to show you how I give head and anal sex simultaneously."


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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 06:35:40 PM »

Sorry, even through rose-coloured glasses, that looks pretty bad.

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 12:47:31 AM »

A scene from Danielle Steele's "Ferengi Passion Cove of Love."
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 03:37:35 PM »

"My life has changed since I got my Snuggie - A blanket with sleeves!"

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 01:20:51 AM »

I hope nobody at the office Xmas party saw me take this bald lady home, how do I get rid of her? She keeps asking for "oo-max"  ? Last time I do 12 shots of Jose Cuervo on an empty stomache.

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