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« on: October 10, 2008, 01:21:42 AM »


Get your hand off my thigh, Data.
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2008, 02:10:35 AM »


"What does that hussy Tasha Yar have that I don't?"
"A vagina, Geordi.  A vagina."
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2008, 10:37:03 AM »



"Say Geordi, fancy a little Bohemian Rhapsody?"
        "Why yes my good man!"

            
(queue headbanging scene like in Wayne's World)
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 11:01:48 AM »


1. "Don't look at me, I didn't have the beans for lunch. Besides, I don't have a digestive tract."

2. "OK, Mr. 'I don't need to run any data checks on the directions, my positronic memory is working perfectly', now we're lost. Suggestions?"

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2008, 08:06:21 PM »

1.) I thought you brought change for the Jersey turnpike. 
2.) Dude, hide the beer cans and act cool.  I'll do all the talking. 
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2008, 08:08:43 PM »


Get your hand off my...schmendrik

 TeddyR That was the way the post title looked after schmendrik posted. It just seemed too funny to pass up.
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2008, 08:14:57 AM »

Data: Why are you the one driving? You're the blind one!
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2008, 05:45:27 PM »

Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2008, 06:33:29 PM »

Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."

Dang, I can't repeat a karma action for 6 hours.  Remind me to give you credit for this tomorrow.   
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 12:34:19 AM »

"Oh dude, I just hit that guys car in the parking lot! Let's get outta here!"
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 08:19:21 AM »

No Data, this is NOT the ultimate chick-mobile.  Trust me.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 09:45:04 AM »

Is that part of the stick shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 01:49:41 AM »

"Look Data, for many years, the pretend speed limit was 55, now its 65"
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 06:42:24 AM »


I can't drive 55, because my car only does 38.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 08:32:53 AM »

Data and Geordi go to White Castle
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