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« on: October 14, 2008, 12:02:08 PM »
. . . and got a good laugh out of it. . .until I realized they were SERIOUS. I can not imagine anything weirder. If you don't know, it is a documentary about people who are 'Zoo': People that have sex with animals (non-human animals according to them). Now, I always pictured the proverbial 'Sheep Lover' as being a person that only is around animls for his own gratification, not so here. These people really LOVE animals, it seems they romanticise their acts. Once again, truth is stranger than fiction.
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 12:19:20 PM »
You know, I can *almost* understand why someone would want to try to take a horse penis.  It's taboo, deviant, and you could brag about it in the right crowd.

But thinking of the animal as if it were your lover?  Um, no.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 12:22:53 PM »
Barf!  Buggedout Bluesad
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 12:24:26 PM »
Quote from: akiratubo on October 14, 2008, 12:19:20 PM
You know, I can *almost* understand why someone would want to try to take a horse penis.  It's taboo, deviant, and you could brag about it in the right crowd.

But thinking of the animal as if it were your lover?  Um, no.

The fact that that your post makes sense to me is kinda scarey. . .
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 02:33:53 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on October 14, 2008, 12:24:26 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on October 14, 2008, 12:19:20 PM
You know, I can *almost* understand why someone would want to try to take a horse penis.  It's taboo, deviant, and you could brag about it in the right crowd.

But thinking of the animal as if it were your lover?  Um, no.

The fact that that your post makes sense to me is kinda scarey. . .

Damn, and I thought there was hope for us... hahah just kidding

I watched this awhile back and it was really strange. The seriousness of the people being interviewed is a little 'off-putting'.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 03:57:24 PM »
Yea it was. I was expecting at any time for one of the people to jump up and say "I'm just F-ing with you, we don't really do that nasty crap, we really had you going though, didn't we?".

I was pretty creeped out when the guy spoke as if he believed a horse bumping into him or looking at him in a certain way was it flirting with him. F-ing weird man.
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 04:48:27 PM »
Quote from: akiratubo on October 14, 2008, 12:19:20 PM
You know, I can *almost* understand why someone would want to try to take a horse penis.  It's taboo, deviant, and you could brag about it in the right crowd.


Ewwww!!  No thanks!

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 02:09:41 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on October 14, 2008, 03:57:24 PM
I was pretty creeped out when the guy spoke as if he believed a horse bumping into him or looking at him in a certain way was it flirting with him. F-ing weird man.

A horny horse will mount anything.  ANYTHING.  Another horse, a cow, a parked car, a tree stump, etc.  It is *not* in love with you if it jumps on you and ... well, you know.
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 03:32:03 PM »
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It is *not* in love with you if it jumps on you and ... well, you know.

Really? Maybe that's why it never calls or writes and it's co-workers always say it's out of the office. 
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

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