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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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« on: October 16, 2008, 01:11:00 PM »

Warning: The consumption of Cialis may lead to an uncontrollable desire to place pairs of clawfoot tubs in your back yard, on porches, on beaches, or on top of bluffs, and may also lead to you and your partner taking long baths in outdoor and public settings.

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 05:53:13 PM »

Cialis - because they wouldn't let us call it Boneratradine.

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 01:20:48 AM »

"WARNING: Has the ability to cause visible erections which may lead to your wisea-- friends asking, 'Got wood?!'"

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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 09:13:16 PM »

If you experience an erection lasting for more then four hours call 1-900-4-NYMPHO
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 10:34:13 PM »

Cialis: because there's no other way for a man to do push-ups with no hands.
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