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« on: October 16, 2008, 06:09:13 PM »



Joan Crawford's first screen test with her daughter
Cristina quickly degraded when Cristina kept blowing
the simple line, "I love you, Mommy".
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 07:02:30 PM »



Damn, chopping wood with this axe is harder than I thought!
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 07:05:35 PM »

Meatloaf carving at the Crawford house was always a test of strength and endurance. 
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 05:45:53 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 10:15:03 AM »

Joan thought she saw Bette Davis coming towards her....
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 08:59:13 AM »

No one does steak like Applebee's.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 04:56:26 PM »

Never bring me a Coke again!!!
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