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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« on: October 16, 2008, 06:09:13 PM »

Joan Crawford's first screen test with her daughter
Cristina quickly degraded when Cristina kept blowing
the simple line, "I love you, Mommy".

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 07:02:30 PM »

Damn, chopping wood with this axe is harder than I thought!

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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 07:05:35 PM »

Meatloaf carving at the Crawford house was always a test of strength and endurance. 

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 05:45:53 PM »

"No wire hangers!"

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 10:15:03 AM »

Joan thought she saw Bette Davis coming towards her....

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 11:39:32 PM »

It's New Year's Eve and I'll get that Christmas tree down no matter what!"
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 08:59:13 AM »

No one does steak like Applebee's.

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 04:56:26 PM »

Never bring me a Coke again!!!

I bent my wookie!
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