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« on: October 26, 2008, 11:08:52 AM »

5 more days till Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! 5 more days till Halloween! The Tomb of Anubis!

A pair of feature reviews for all our ghouls and goblins in the Tomb this week. Knock on Ragnarok's door and he'll treat you with the final piece of Dario Argento's "decades in the making" Three Mothers Trilogy, Mother of Tears, as hot bod (and filthy minded) daughter Asia tries to keep the queen of witches (and her back alley boob job) from destroying the world with an army of Hot Topic register jockeys.

Knock on Anubis's door and he'll trick you with Vampiro: Warrior of the Night; an untranslated Mexican luchadore sci-fi crapper starring a hero who does nothing but sit around and get kidnapped by a geriatric ne'er-do-well while his spandex clad alien girlfriend and her inbred Ewok sidekick do all the good guy work. No me gusta! No me gusta!
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