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CountryFolk Can Survive

« on: October 21, 2008, 02:14:53 PM »

                             She asks!

"When I Die, I'm Going To Leave My Body to Science Fiction"
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 02:20:24 PM »

They're more real than Pamela Anderson's.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 05:41:52 PM »

"Don't worry. She's bringing her friend and we'll double date."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 12:44:14 AM »

I'm taking along the gun in case Jar-Jar tries getting fresh.

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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 10:26:10 AM »

I'm not bad, I'm just computer generated that way.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 02:57:47 AM »

"Oh, you should have been there last night, when my boyfriend finally got to see what a great job the surgeons had done...I'm telling you, his eyes nearly popped out of his head..." --- *awkward silence*

"A whale's throat and blow hole are not connected, therefore escape is impossible.  "
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 01:13:29 AM »

"Let's see ol' Jessica Rabbit try to top my luscious glory of all three dimensions!"

BTW, even for a cartoon character, both she and JR are unbelievably hot...but I am an artist after all.


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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2008, 12:14:10 AM »

For your information they are real and they are spectacular
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 05:58:51 PM »

The blocks of cheese in the fridge.  Are those real or imitation?  What did you think I was talking about.

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
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