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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: October 30, 2008, 05:35:11 PM »

Pizza the Hutt, the early years.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 10:04:31 PM »

How every teenager sees themself.

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 10:10:42 PM »

A little plastic surgery and I'll be the ominously creepy guy on the X-files.  Where do I sign up?


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 08:56:26 AM »

Needless to say, Pimple Pearlman didn't get a call back for his GWAR audition.

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 05:23:42 PM »

Junko senior wasn't much of a ladies man either.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 08:00:52 PM »

So you think it't time to ditch the sunbed then mate?

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 11:52:16 PM »

"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh what a world!"

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »

Why did I agree to this?  Why couldn't the producers do what they do 99.9997 percent of the time when dealing with aliens on Star Trek?  That being painting a couple small streaks on the sides of my head and giving me a weird hairstyle.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 06:29:00 AM »

Kieth Richards aged 160. And yes folks he'll live that long!
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 09:55:44 PM »

" if you haven't ever washed your face in napalm..."

DarkSider's Realm

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 12:46:16 AM »

The Thing, covered in Jergens...

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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