"Underwater canons." Last line. 18th paragraph. The definition of canon is a musical composition in which two or more voices or instruments repeat a melody. I wonder if Slim Whitman is still available. It worked against the Martians in "Mars Attacks," and maybe it'll work against mega piranhas in "Mega Piranha."
Curse my lack of a second "n" in that word!
Great review, Andrew: thanks. Just one thing though: I saw this DVD on sale here for SA Rand 39 ~ that is approximately $4 ~ is it worth it for that price?
I'd say it's worth it, because the first viewing is so gloriously bad.
Instead of saying "the hookers he rode in on," wouldn't it be better to say "the wh*res he rode in on"?
That does have a better ring to it.
Loved this movie! Complete nonsense. When the Mega Piranha started jumping into houses my wife and I both lost it. I didn't even realize that was Tiffany- she hasn't aged very well. Spot on review.
Seeing the giant piranhas crashing into buildings had the exact same effect and us. We completely lost it, and I think that I had to pause the movie until we got the laughter under control.