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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2008, 10:19:23 PM »

It also works as a spaghetti strainer!
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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2008, 10:23:20 PM »

17.  Looks quite good when you hunt people on your private island.
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2008, 11:04:56 PM »

18) Makes a great fart muffler; comes with its own exhaust port.
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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2008, 11:33:19 PM »

It's ideal if you happen to have a horn sticking out of your head.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2008, 05:58:08 AM »

20) To keep all your eggs in one basket...
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2008, 09:26:04 AM »

21.) The hole makes for a great way to fertilize your lawn
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2008, 10:55:54 AM »

22) Stick something long and hard in the hole (A FLASHLIGHT!!! Lookingup) and turn it into a miner's hat.
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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2008, 12:41:13 PM »

23.) If you're short, wearing it may just get you on rides at an amusement park. If you're a bit under the height requirement that is. 
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2008, 02:25:58 PM »

24.) One could roll it up and stuff it down their pants for the Ladies. Down the front to impress them, down the back to gross them out.  Thumbup
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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2008, 02:40:05 PM »

25) To conceal a spy camera
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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2008, 08:43:55 PM »

26.) As a counter weapon to Trevor's mighty underpants. 
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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2008, 10:36:49 PM »

27. Run it through your horse and put it on your garden.
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« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 07:51:46 PM »

Also works as a plant waterer!!
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« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2008, 05:11:03 AM »

29. As a second rate filtration system
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« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2008, 12:22:45 PM »

A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof
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