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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2008, 10:19:23 PM » |
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It also works as a spaghetti strainer!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Patient7
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha
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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2008, 10:23:20 PM » |
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17. Looks quite good when you hunt people on your private island.
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.
Yes, salad.
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2008, 11:04:56 PM » |
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18) Makes a great fart muffler; comes with its own exhaust port.
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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2008, 11:33:19 PM » |
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It's ideal if you happen to have a horn sticking out of your head.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2008, 05:58:08 AM » |
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20) To keep all your eggs in one basket...
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2008, 09:26:04 AM » |
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21.) The hole makes for a great way to fertilize your lawn
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2008, 10:55:54 AM » |
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22) Stick something long and hard in the hole (A FLASHLIGHT!!!  ) and turn it into a miner's hat. |
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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2008, 12:41:13 PM » |
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23.) If you're short, wearing it may just get you on rides at an amusement park. If you're a bit under the height requirement that is.
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Afro-Mullets RULE!
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2008, 02:25:58 PM » |
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24.) One could roll it up and stuff it down their pants for the Ladies. Down the front to impress them, down the back to gross them out.  |
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!
Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.
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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.
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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2008, 02:40:05 PM » |
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25) To conceal a spy camera
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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2008, 08:43:55 PM » |
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26.) As a counter weapon to Trevor's mighty underpants.
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« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2008, 10:36:49 PM » |
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27. Run it through your horse and put it on your garden.
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If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2008, 07:51:46 PM » |
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Also works as a plant waterer!!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2008, 05:11:03 AM » |
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29. As a second rate filtration system
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« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2008, 12:22:45 PM » |
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A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.
Yes, salad.
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