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« on: November 03, 2008, 11:40:16 AM »

Sci Fi has hit a new low. This show is the hokiest, silliest, stupidest, most asinine thing I have watched in the reality genre in many a season---and so it's actually sort of appealing in its sheer ridiculousness. The supposedly possessed roll their eyes and gnash their teeth and spit and curse and refuse to touch Bibles, and the fearless Minister Bob confronts them with a grimacing stare that bespeaks of a need for more fiber in his diet.

My neighbor, years ago, used to give her money faithfully to Bob Larson (the supposed real exoricist) when he ran a radio show that decried everything and everyone out there as anti-Christian. He went after the Smurfs, HBO, Garth Brooks, The Power Rangers, Play Station, NYPD Blue, the Presidency of Bill Clinton, the Miss America pageant, and  virtually every Hollywood blockbuster, and explained why seeing, watching, buying, supporting these would send you to  hot the  hot land  hot o'  hot brimstone hot. Like his current TV show, it was all a little bit hilarious.

Still, if you like your absurdity over the top, you'll love The Real Exorcist, the campiest show since The Surreal Life!

DEATH be not proud, though some have called thee  
Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so,  
For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,  
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill me.... 
Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell...

One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,   
And death shall be no more; death thou shalt die.
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 05:29:05 PM »

Wow--Bob Larson's still around?  I used to listen to him perform "exorcisms" on the radio in the late 1980s.  I may have to tune into this out of curiosity.

"The movie's over so fast that everybody that was watching it started honking their horns when the credits rolled. None of us could believe it. 'That's it?' I've has X-rays that used more film than this movie."-Joe Bob on THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III
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