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The fate of the last door to door salesmen

« on: November 05, 2008, 11:41:09 AM »

Chef:Oh why the cleaver?!? When we say fresh meat we mean fresh meat!
Noise from the back room: Mooooo! Thunk! Swack!
Chef: see what I mean?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 12:07:04 PM »

"I am here to resolve the issue of the fly in the lady's soup."

Andrew Borntreger
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 03:12:57 PM »

I have misplaced my lightsaber.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Bad Movie Lover

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the High Inquisitor of bath and wells

« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 04:13:25 PM »

"why do you look so surprised? who was you expecting, the Spanish Inquisition?"
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 04:45:03 PM »

All right! You asked me to take the dog back to the kitchen and take care of him. Well, I took care of him! Now, do you have any other stupid requests?
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 06:33:27 PM »

I'm gonna MAKE love to ya Woman/
Gonna lay you down by the fi-re

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 06:45:25 PM »

"I say Chef, how long will my sausages be?"

"Oh, about three or four inches if you're lucky"

Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »

"Uh when I ordered, I meant "Slice" in the soda."

DarkSider's Realm

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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 09:00:27 PM »

This week, on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 12:51:23 AM »

Hell's Kitchen Contestants started to take out their frustration on clients, which - in one instance - ended in a severed ligament and a killer lawsuit for Fox..

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 12:53:53 PM »

One of you ordered the long pig, so...who gets the big chop, ey?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2008, 08:58:54 AM »

The waiter told me one of you did not like my clam fritters
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