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« on: November 07, 2008, 08:44:45 PM »

In this thread, we will COMBINE movies!

FOR EXAMPLE:

Casablanca (1942) + The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) = The Casablanca Chainsaw Massacre (2008), the terrifying, but romantic tale of a bitter and cynical American expatriate in Casablanca, who slaughters people with a chainsaw. He soon falls in love with a girl, who tries to convince him to stop killing people. Will he listen? Or will he continue to kill people? Or will he kill HER!?

Understand?
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 11:26:54 PM »

The Strangers + Strangers with Candy = The Strangers with Candy - After their sadistic siege of a cabin in the woods, the three pallid-masked intruders make their way to a surreal suburbia, where they attempt to torment the felon Jerri Blank and her dysfunctional family. Along the way, the Blank family bands together in their attempts to try and stop the menace from killing all them, including their comatose patriarch... Except for Jerri, who chooses early on to get out of the house and hang out with her classmates.

Puppet Master + The Puppet Masters = Puppet Masters - The Toulon puppets try to put a stop to an invasion of mind-controlling manta-thingies before they take over the world... It's as simple as that.

Secret Window + Rear Window = Secret Rear Window - Whilst stuck in a cabin with a broken leg, a writer observes the murder of a woman in a nearby cabin by a shadowy man with an odd limp.....

Night of the Creeps + Creepers (Phenomena) * Jeepers Creepers = Night of the Creepers - With the help of her insect friends Jennifer solved the slasher killings going on in Italy, now she must use some very special alien slug-friends to solve the mystery of a carnivorous bat-like demon eating youngsters!

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 11:15:25 AM »

Attack of the 50 ft Woman + The Wild Women of Wongo = Attack of the 50ft Wild Women of Wongo. 
Mother Nature and Father Time play a trick on humanity.  The put all the good looking men on one island and all the pretty women on the other..and turn them into giantesses. 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters + Gammera: the Invinsible = Godzilla vs Gammera.  Don't need to explain anymore.

The Children of the Dammed + The Boys from Brazil = The Childeren from Dammed Brazil. 
A cloning attempt to bring back the Adolf creates a bunch of Hitler clones with super powers.
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 11:58:30 AM »

BIG FEMALE TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (dir. John Waters)
Prostitute thief and fashion model Jackie Burton (Divine) must help friend Wang Cheese (David Lochary) rescue his slutty psychotic wall-eyed girlfriend (Mink Stole) from the evil clutches of the insane Chinese leather-clad nymphomaniac Lo Glans (Edith Massey) and her gang of sexual deviants and perverts.


"I'M GONNA EAT YOU, EGG SHEN! AND ALL THE OTHER LITTLE EGGIES!"
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 05:19:02 PM »

Zack and Miri make a porno + 8mm = Zack and Miri make a snuff film

Two roomates earn money to keep their apartment by slaughtering innocents on camera and selling the tapes on the black market.

The Little Mermaid + Dagon = The Little Mermonster

A humanoid female sea creature wants to be "part of our world" by marrying her half brother and killing his fiancee.

The Avengers + The Toxic Avenger = The Toxic Avengers

A pair of fashionable british spies travel to new jersey, become mutated by toxic waste, and start kicking ass.
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 05:05:07 AM »

JAWS + DUEL = 'JEWEL'...a great white is on the prowl but when they set out in their boat to catch it, the shark plays a sinister game of 'cat & mouse' (or more accurately 'shark & boat') with them and tries to ram them off the road, which in this case is the sea (?). They eventually defeat it by tricking the shark into making a mad dash for them, but at the last minute they shimmy out of the way and the shark tumbles down a massive waterfall to its death. erm...
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 08:58:46 AM »

Top Gun + War of the Worlds (remake) = Top of the World:  Tom Cruise kills aliens in this supersonic action adventure.  Romantic complications ensue when Kelly McGillis claims she "Can't stand that freakin' screaming kid of his".  Will Tom find love?  Will the world be saved?  Coming soon on Blu-ray DVD.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 09:00:48 PM »

Saturday Night Fever + Cabin Fever = Saturday Night Cabin Fever

Taking place in the disco laden world of the 70s, a night of dancing starts out fine until some infected ice cubes cause a massive skin eating rash to take place.  The key to their survival is to keep dancing because the increased blood flow will eventually eliminate the problem overnight. However, many obstacles await them such as fatigue, general weakness and worst of all putting up with the Bee Gees for 8 hours straight. 

Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope + Hope Floats=Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope Floats

In a lesser known story from a Galaxy Far Far Away, after blowing up the Death Star, Luke marries Leia.  However, while on a rebel TV talkshow he finds out she is having an affair with his best friend Han Solo.  Luke heads back to Tatooine and faces harsh criticism from his old planet-mates.  However, he meets up with an old  irrigation farmer friend who has feelings for him.  However, what Luke wants between now and finding out Vader is his father is what is key. 
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 11:03:40 AM »



Bad Taste + Good Burger = Bad Burger

Keenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell play two friends working at a local fast food place called Bad Burger, but when they find out what's REALLY in the "ground beef" patties, they must fight their boss, who is really an evil alien slaughtering people and and using their flesh in his entrees, and his cronies. Wacky, bloody, vulgar, Nickelodon-safe antics ensue!
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 10:00:26 PM »

Wanye's World + War Of The Worlds = Wayne's War Of The World

In another zany adventure, Wayne and Garth find their cable access show the center of attention.  During one late night broadcast, an alien spaceship lands right outside the window.  They jump into the mirth mobile and while blasting some classic rock, try to cover the alien attack.  Silly antics ensue while Garth tries to make an alien say "homoseyswhat" before getting his head blasted off with a phaser.   Of course once again Wayne almost loses his girlfriend Cassandra but this time to a rich alien. Can Wayne pull things together without his good buddy and girlfriend?  Stay tuned...

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 11:30:32 AM »

Ed Wood + Edward Scissorhands= Ed Wood Scissorhands.
Staring Johnny Depp.
A Comedy/ Biopic on the worst movie maker of all time.
Created by a zany doctor, who forgot to give him hands and gave him a crossdressing complex, Ed Wood Scissorhands tries to fit in with the Hollywood community. Despite critics denigration that Ed should stick to his day job of landscaping, he makes friends with a group of misfits from the picture business, who believe in him and overlook his horrible editing.

Che' + The Wolf Man = Che' Wolf Man
Staring Benicio Del Toro.
A tragic horror/ biopic of the Argentine Doctor turned Marxist Revolutionary.
After being bitten by a Werewolf during his guerilla campaign in the Congo, Che' returns to Cuba with plans to unite South America through guerilla warfare against Northern Imperialism. Later, Che' finds himself stranded in the jungles of Bolivia, facing two enemies: The CIA trained Rangers, and his own lycanthropic side.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 11:46:06 AM »

Dracula Vs. Frankenstein + When Harry Met Sally = When Dracula Met Frankenstein

Romantic comedy about Dracula and Frankenstein struggle with their relationship while asking the question "Can a vampire and a patchwork corpse-man remain 'just friends' ...or will they ultimately end up in bed with one another?"

Famous scene: Dracula disproves Frankenstein's belief that he knows the difference between a fake orgasm and a real one by performing a very believable fake one after drinking a victim's blood... which prompts Igor to proclaim that "I'll have what he's having!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 12:02:29 PM »

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN + RUNAWAY BRIDE = RUNAWAY BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

A frizzy-haired hideous animated corpse (Julia Roberts) hisses like a goose and abandons the Frankenstein Monster (Boris Karloff), her intended mate, at the alter of science. After then abandoning Count Dracula, the Wolf Man, and Kharis during their weddings, a smug columnist for the Vasasia News-Gazette (Richard Gere) writes a smirking piece about her. This inspires Drs. Frankenstein and Pretorius to transplant Gere's brain into the skull of The Monster. As the Bide is finally going through with the unholy union to the Monster a disgruntled villager (Dwight Frye) blows up the dam, drowning all involved.
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2008, 12:27:20 PM »


MR. AND MRS. SMITH (2005) - MR. SMITH (1976) = MRS. SMITH

Mrs. Smith is looking for Mr. Smith. Actually kinda boring film....

Notorious Scene: Mrs. Smith wanders misty-eyed and aimlessly through narrow, rainy streets, followed in some distance by an uncertain number of brats.
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2008, 12:41:20 PM »

Pretty Woman (1990) + Pretty Woman (1992, a.k.a. Qing Ben Jia Ren) = Pretty Woman

Julie Roberts and Richard Gere star in this extremely violent/sleazy CAT III Hon Kong film. Roberts plays dual roles, first appearing as the secretary Gere's businessman character first rapes then murders, then appearing later as the secretary's prostitute look-a-like, whom Gere hires to pretend to be the secretary he killed. The whole thing spirals out of control involving lots of gore, sex, and kung-fu, but eventually everything works out when Gere falls in love with Roberts and the two settle into a peaceful life of 10-minute long shower scenes and violent sex sessions involving exercise machines! A touching tale of mind-games, intrigue, brutality, and romance!
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