"Use yer head beyond a hat rack!".- My Dad used it on me-I used this on my kids-and now Jed uses it-whens the last time ya seen a hat rack?
""Go out and do something-roll a hoop." My dad-again-that old f**ker never rolled a goddam hoop! Mebbe his dad did.
"She's as ugly as homemade soap." I aint never seen homemade soap.