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« on: November 15, 2008, 11:15:11 PM »



Due to the abundance of Romulan Ale, no one who attended the annual Starfleet Headquarters picnic was quite sure how this happened.
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 05:42:55 PM »



DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Hey, this isn't the plans I gave you...
how can I reach the Nexus with this?!!

SPACE CONTRACTOR - Sorry about that; must have been
engineering's fault.  Redo'll cost you another 10 million...

DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Oh, forget it; I'll just outsource for a
new construction group.

SPACE CONTRACTOR - Suit yourself, but I've seen things
like this get outsourced and cost double, sometimes triple
what they were budgeted at...

DR. TOLIAN SORAN - (sighs) Okay, okay...just get it a few
yards higher, can you do that?

SPACE CONTRACTOR - No problem, Doc; parts should be
in about two more weeks, I'll have to re-figure the bill for
parts and labor and pull some more guys in off a project over
in Gallium system....
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 10:39:16 AM »

Captain Janeway, about the catapault you ordered to " Throw Chakote's ass from here to Arcturis..."
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 11:12:05 PM »

"Hey, I know a place where no one will bother us during our picnic..."
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 12:51:00 PM »

"Did we have to rent the Blair Witch Picnic Pavilion?"
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 06:03:38 PM »

Extreme picknicking is a growing extreme sport!
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