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« on: August 03, 2007, 12:12:47 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 12:15:19 PM »

Sure, it's a little inconvenient, but it's the only thing I've found to help my allergies.

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Primoris Malum

« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 04:59:15 PM »

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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 06:52:09 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 02:47:27 AM »

No, I just do this because I enjoy it in my own little way. Why, what's a "Clonus Horror"?

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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 06:30:44 AM »

The Invisible Ghost Halloween costume didn't catch on.  Mostly due to all the suffocations.

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 04:42:26 PM »

Sadly,space vampires have zero fashion sence.

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 08:44:34 PM »

Stupid dry cleaners!!!

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 11:42:56 PM »

I guess the whole "plastic bag is not a toy" not only applies to babies and toddlers

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 07:00:29 AM »

When brought in for his first makeup session, Jack was surprised and very uncomfortable when he was taped off for the silver spray-paint.

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 08:22:01 PM »

Poor employment rates lead to a high ratio of bagmen on the planet of the vampires.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2008, 05:36:44 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2008, 10:27:25 PM »

Now where do you hook up the vacuume cleaner?
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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 04:05:53 AM »

Damn, I just have to get the lead role in "Bagman" now!
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