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« on: November 10, 2008, 06:56:26 PM »

"Yes, folks, contrary to popular belief, there ARE talent shows in Hell."
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 10:49:16 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 02:39:26 PM »

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