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Mr. DS

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2008, 06:32:28 PM »

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 09:27:17 PM »

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on November 13, 2008, 02:05:32 PM

Time to break out The Star Wars Holiday Special!

It's a family tradition in our house to watch "Christmas Vacation" this time of year.

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a***oles this side of the nuthouse."


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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 09:40:36 PM »

SPINAL TAP "Christmas with the Devil" (live on the Arsenio Hall show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sixsHSheV4g
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 09:43:51 PM »

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on November 13, 2008, 02:05:32 PM

Time to break out The Star Wars Holiday Special!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 09:55:26 PM »

SOUTH PARK "Christmas Time in Hell"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pojj-uo2tn8
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2008, 10:06:36 PM »

(Mildly NSFW)

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Another song I totally relate to in the holiday season...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArlE9oP1l0
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2008, 11:38:16 PM »

You all are going to hate me for this........................

Bearforce1 "Christmas is Here" TeddyR

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2008, 06:51:01 AM »

My current favourite Christmas album:

I also have a pretty good collection of "Twelve Days of Christmas" spoofs, such as:

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2008, 08:39:35 AM »

Quote from: Circus_Circus on November 13, 2008, 02:19:44 PM

Think I'll stick my Blackie Lawless poster up... TeddyR

Awesome!

Now... how 'bout a visit from Xanta Klaus?


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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 08:43:24 AM »

Shakin' Stevens is one cool cat...

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2008, 09:50:44 AM »

"Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC

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Quote from: schmendrik on November 13, 2008, 10:49:24 AM

Since you're in Philly, you'll appreciate this. I was doing my Christmas shopping in the Gallery Mall (it's the big downtown mall for you non-Philly-ers) a couple of years ago. I'm riding up the escalator by the Santa behind a couple of moms. And one is saying to the other "Thank God they got rid of that drunk-ass Santa they had last year..."

Typical. I haven't been there in a while, though. Don't really like a lot of the people there. TeddyR


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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2008, 12:06:52 PM »

Best South Park Christmas song (NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guLKl3v7XFI&feature=related
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2008, 07:24:24 PM »

Ok you guys asked for it...

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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2008, 07:26:57 PM »

Introducing another song I can relate to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqACmJvqaU
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Re: It's Never Too Soon

« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2008, 09:01:32 PM »

"Merry Christmas Baby" by The Ramones

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Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2008, 07:26:57 PM

Introducing another song I can relate to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqACmJvqaU

Who doesn't like Rudolph? Wink

Rudolph is, hands down, my all time favorite Christmas special. Forget Charlie Brown and his stupid "Wocka Wocka" teachers that sound like horns. Rudolph ALWAYS wins.


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