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« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2008, 03:49:56 PM »

On a related note, I encourage everyone here to take a serious look at purchasing a Colon Cleansing Kit to rid yourself of that pesky mucoid plaque.

Don't forget to post photos of the results on this site!  Thumbup

http://www.mucoidplaque.co.uk/mucoid_plaque_photos.htm


Those pictures are highly disgusting.  The guy who chose to photograph his "results" in a collander is the most disturbing. If Cap'n had only looked at those photos, I'm sure his appetite would have left him alone. 


It's interesting most chose to use chopsticks, but I suppose those are the logical utensils to use to pick globs of disgusting rubbery poo out of your toilet.

Kudos to "Linda from the USA" for scooping up and displaying her results bare-handed.  Cheers




Yeah. I'm sure she'll appreciate your kudos... for the rest of her very, very long and very, very, very, very lonely life. Lol.

::gag::

Since we're on the subject of "mucoid plaque" (which, admittedly, is not a subject anyone anywhere should be on anytime EVER)... I hope anyone who isn't already aware realizes that "mucoid plaque" is completely NOT accepted by the medical community, and is considered by certified medical professionals to be a hoax, perpetuated by wily con men whose "detoxification" products are actually what causes the "evidence" (i.e. the "mucoid plaque") to exist in the first place.

I don't mean to go off on a tangent, but I loathe these infomercial con artists and their hokey products supported by elaborate B.S. myths. Loathe 'em with a passion. If anyone here is a believer in this stuff, I mean no insult. We'll just have to agree to disagree.
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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2008, 04:00:50 PM »

I was going to suggest sticking maggots up one's ass to eat away anything that is not tied down.

I was then going to post a picture of some maggots; I thusly went on an image search.

I highly recommend not going on an image search for maggots.
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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2008, 04:02:09 PM »

I was going to suggest sticking maggots up one's ass to eat away anything that is not tied down.

I was then going to post a picture of some maggots; I thusly went on an image search.

I highly recommend not going on an image search for maggots.

Oh christ! My eyes! Why didn't I listen?!? WHY?!?
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« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2008, 04:12:40 PM »

wily con men whose "detoxification" products are actually what causes the "evidence" (i.e. the "mucoid plaque") to exist in the first place.

That was my first thought too.
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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2008, 04:20:51 PM »






This is your brain, , ,This is your brain on drugs, , ,This is your brain on drugs with three strips of bacon, three sausage links, two slices of toast and your chouce of coffee, tea, or orange juice, on special this week for $4.99, or $4.19 for those that qualify for senior or military discount.
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2008, 04:22:13 PM »






This is your brain, , ,This is your brain on drugs, , ,This is your brain on drugs with three strips of bacon, three sausage links, two slices of toast and your chouce of coffee, tea, or orange juice, on special this week for $4.99, or $4.19 for those that qualify for senior or military discount.


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« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2008, 05:04:52 PM »

Good luck! I got no jokes since everybody took the obvious ones!

Don't be an a$$hole

Sorry Junior; I can't believe I missed that one. (red-faced)

Good one Thumbup


No, FlaK; it's a joke. Just think of the topic. TeddyR

I'm really glad someone caught that.  TeddyR, In fact I don't see how it was misconstrued because Flak didn't really say anything in that post that would make me think anything of him in the sense of a$$holeism.
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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2008, 06:23:04 PM »

Rejoice, humans, a simple blood test is reportedly five years away from replacing the colonoscopy altogether.  Thumbup
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« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2008, 06:56:24 PM »

I doubt it. There's too much you can't see without looking.
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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2008, 07:14:20 PM »

I was going to suggest sticking maggots up one's ass to eat away anything that is not tied down.

I was then going to post a picture of some maggots; I thusly went on an image search.

I highly recommend not going on an image search for maggots.

Oh christ! My eyes! Why didn't I listen?!? WHY?!?

Sushi gives you BRAIN MAGGOTS!

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Imagine being a zombie and catching a nice fresh person only to find they got the BRAIN MAGGOTS?
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« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2008, 07:25:23 PM »

No, seriously, dude, and it's a good thing. I was reading about this blood test in a medical journal while I was doing some research on pandemics last summer. This test, which exists now and will soon almost certainly become standard, could potentially eliminate the need for nearly all "routine" colonoscopy procedures, and because more people would submit to a blood test over something more invasive, it would probably save a lot of lives. After all, not everyone is as brave as the person who started this thread.

Here's some light reading on it, if you're interested:

http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/969572/blood_test_may_replace_colonoscopy/index.html

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/793/blood_test_may_measure_colon_cancer_risk/

http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/health&id=5681130

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/03/14/health/main544008.shtml

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WFX-4M69264-14&_user=10&_rdoc=1&_fmt=&_orig=search&_sort=d&view=c&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=db68fb34aa5f47216020ecbf1ac43019
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« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2008, 07:37:11 PM »

Good luck C'ptn! I hope all goes well!  Thumbup
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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2008, 07:59:41 PM »

Those pictures are highly disgusting.  The guy who chose to photograph his "results" in a collander is the most disturbing. If Cap'n had only looked at those photos, I'm sure his appetite would have left him alone. 

It's interesting most chose to use chopsticks, but I suppose those are the logical utensils to use to pick globs of disgusting rubbery poo out of your toilet.

Kudos to "Linda from the USA" for scooping up and displaying her results bare-handed.  Cheers


Dude, she's holding it up like its an award winning bass she caught.  Seriously, those pics are f'n disgusting and if they do exist, I think I'll leave them where they are for the time being.  I doubt the trauma of passing them would be worth it.
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« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2008, 08:11:03 PM »

Good luck.  I've heard colonoscopies can be a real pain in the ass.  It is a s**tty process, but hopefully you'll have good results in the end.  How long does it take them to analize the test?
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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2008, 11:58:33 PM »

Hey Geeze





Remind you of anything?

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