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« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2008, 12:54:28 AM »

Q. How is a piece of toilet paper like the starship Enterprise?
A. They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
That's an old joke not told correctly.  I do hope you'll forgive me for pointing that out.  Cut yer words, always. 

I had this whole speech prepared for you Cap'n, but it got lost quoting these humorous lads.  I do hope you're okay.  Best to you. 
Cap'n, I admire you for being so frank about this important medical procedure and not worrying about becoming the butt of jokes.
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You do of course realize that we are hoping the best for you...

...so that, when it's over, we can make fun of you in the end? TongueOut
BounceGiggle   BounceGiggle Where's that virtual karma monument??

You're all sick.  In any case, hopefully the Cap'n is well.   Smile
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« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2008, 02:17:09 PM »

Q. How is a piece of toilet paper like the starship Enterprise?
A. They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
That's an old joke not told correctly.  I do hope you'll forgive me for pointing that out.  Cut yer words, always. 


Uh, NO, ,, that's exactly how it was told on Beavis and Butthead.
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« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2008, 02:29:45 PM »

Q. How is a piece of toilet paper like the starship Enterprise?
A. They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
That's an old joke not told correctly.  I do hope you'll forgive me for pointing that out.  Cut yer words, always. 


Uh, NO, ,, that's exactly how it was told on Beavis and Butthead.

The way I'd heard it was 'they both pass Uranus and have klingons'.

As with any joke, there are probably dozens of variations, but they still come out the same, in the end. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2008, 03:00:53 PM »

I survived the ordeal !     Thursday I spent most of the day on the john, with my ass feeling like a blow torch had been used on it.  That was the worst part  of the whole thing (well, that and having nothing to eat for almost two days except jello, popsicles and a couple of Mt. Dews).


You can a imagine how surprised I was when I woke up near the end of the procedure, just in time to watch the screen as  the doctor excised  a large polyp from my colon.

He put it in a jar and let me look at it.  He didn't seem really worried about it being cancerous (it was nice pink color like the surrounding tissue), but  he did say it was good that I came in when I did.  They will call me Tuesday when the pathology comes back on it.

Since I have an older brother who is a colon cancer survivor the Doc recommended I have another test in three years (it's normally ten years if you have no family history and no polyps).


The fun part was getting to fart out all that air pump in you.   


In all seriousness, this is a fairly benign test to have with the worst part being the prep.  Colon cancer is the number three killer cancer and mostly because folks don't get checked.  Hopefully those blood test ER posted about may remedy that, but not for a few years down the road.

When you turn 50 if at all possible get screened.  In fact already being a metastatic thryroid cancer survivor, I always tell folks if you got strange lumps anywhere get them checked out.

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« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2008, 04:36:54 PM »


You can a imagine how surprised I was when I woke up near the end of the procedure, just in time to watch the screen as  the doctor excised  a large polyp from my colon.

He put it in a jar and let me look at it.  He didn't seem really worried about it being cancerous (it was nice pink color like the surrounding tissue), but  he did say it was good that I came in when I did.  They will call me Tuesday when the pathology comes back on it.

Did you get to take it home?  What sort of care and feeding do you have to give it?  Any chance of it mutating and trying to take over the world?

The new Sci-fi channel movie:

It Came from Cap'n Trek's Ass.
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« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2008, 07:11:05 PM »

Whoa...

...this is the 50th reply in this thread.

This calls for a celebration.


Bottoms up  Cheers
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« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2008, 08:30:23 PM »

At least they biopsied the polyp and hopefully all is well and it will work out in the end. I haven't really checked but I'd be shocked if that awful pun hasn't been used. 

We're just a board of puns lately aren't we?  BounceGiggle 
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« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2008, 09:30:23 PM »

We're just a board of puns lately aren't we?  BounceGiggle 

Hey...watch the cracks. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #53 on: November 17, 2008, 05:50:22 PM »

I survived the ordeal !     Thursday I spent most of the day on the john, with my ass feeling like a blow torch had been used on it.  That was the worst part  of the whole thing (well, that and having nothing to eat for almost two days except jello, popsicles and a couple of Mt. Dews).

Hooray!  Cheers
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