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« on: November 14, 2008, 11:59:33 PM »

     As Lord over all Black Swallowtails, I wield the the Butterfly Axe of Grace!

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 08:24:21 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 06:42:34 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 05:20:37 PM »

Well, he IS a lumberjack, but he's definitely NOT okay.

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2008, 12:35:01 AM »

Larry couldn't understand why he - the greatest LARPer of all time - still couldn't pick up chicks.

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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 06:18:07 PM »

O.K. Where is that pansy-ass Gene Simmons?!
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