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Nukie 2
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« on: November 18, 2008, 01:02:56 AM »

"At Burger King, our hamburgers aren't just merely flame-broiled, but roasted over eternal hell-fire!"

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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 08:55:58 AM »

No one really could grasp that the King was Satan in disguise.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 03:42:06 PM »

Darn it Annie, we've been trick and treating since the age of four and we've still never gotten ONE measly piece of candy!

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 07:14:24 PM »

BOBO - So, Brain Guy; whaddya think of my neato king disguise?  Oop-ooo ah-ah-ah...
BRAIN GUY - Bobo, you confounded neanderthal twit; you'll never fool Pearl with that!
Now stop being silly and pass the marshmallows; we need more s'mores!
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 08:47:25 PM »

Burger King announced it's new advertising campaign today. The controversial commercial, in which the B.K. "King" character burns a church down with the help of a former member of Mayhem and then flame broils all-beef patties over the blaze, is believed to be a misguided attempt by the fast food chain to tap into the long-ignored "Norwegian ultra-satanic black metal youth" market as it's target audience. When asked what inspired this sudden change in their advertising strategy, senior V.P. of B.K. public relations Ivana Pizanya commented that, quote: "I dunno, dude. We were pretty baked. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea." More on this story after the break.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 06:34:38 PM »

"So, hot enough for ya?"

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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 07:48:30 PM »

Brain Guy and his new sidekick, the Burger King.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 12:43:30 AM »

Tom Bradford travels back in time to the Inquisition and becomes king...

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 12:57:11 PM »

So, is this a Bergman film, or Felini? I can't keep those two straight.

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2009, 01:13:52 AM »

"Sven, when I told you to dress up for the black metal concert that's not what I had in mind."
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