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ER
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« on: November 14, 2008, 11:54:23 PM »

Heed women's warnings!
Advice for male characters
In Stephen King flicks.
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Seeking Tir a 'nOg since 1978.
Patient7
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 12:21:34 PM »

Kid buys a nice car
the car is very evil
kid dies with the car.
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
the Rev. J. Darkside
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"Life's a b***h, and she's back in heat."


« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 08:05:37 PM »

Why, 'Lawnmower Man'?
Stephen King does not love you.
Please die forever.
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Bruce Campbell is a lover and a fighter. If you want to find him, follow the trail of dead men and pregnant women.
metalmonster
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 12:16:20 PM »

Immortal creature
Had Sex With His Own Mother
Then They Ate Some Kids



-This Is About The Movie SLEEPWALKERS
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jimmybob
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Move over, let Jimi take over.


« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 07:54:49 PM »

folks get up and buy a dog
turns out it's creature from th' bog
No need for stephen King
to go out on a wing

-Jimmybob
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 11:54:05 AM »

My dog ate a deer
and caught a bad case of worms.
Is his ass bleeding?
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Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
monta
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 02:10:15 PM »

I have been to Maine
Castle Rock scares me, for oh
so many reasons

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100Nights
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 04:59:54 PM »

Surrounded by fog
and religious fanatics
I attempt suicide
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100 Nights: We suffer so you don't have to.
CactusZac
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 02:36:17 PM »

Buried Church last night
Now he's stinking up the house
Bye Herman Munster
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CactusZac
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 02:37:35 PM »

Gage Creed flies a kite
Joey Ramone sings a song
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK
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CactusZac
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 02:39:13 PM »

Pennywise the clown
John Ritter is very scared
A spider?  That sucks.
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CactusZac
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 02:40:31 PM »

Alcoholic authors
then some scary s**t happens
we get it Maine blows
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CactusZac
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 02:43:48 PM »

Miss Torrance? Hello?
Is there anybody here?
And then came an axe
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CactusZac
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 02:51:59 PM »

Billy losing weight
Got road head, hit a gypsy
Have a slice of pie!
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CactusZac
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 02:54:13 PM »

Tom Hanks dick was hurt
Michael Clarke Duncan healed it
Then he got the juice
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