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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« on: November 15, 2008, 07:32:42 PM »

"Well we made no money at the door, but atleast they gave us these half-full warm beers!"

Both "Cheers!"

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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 08:10:28 PM »

Its amazing who you can run into in the men's room isn't it. 

DarkSider's Realm

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 05:19:07 PM »

Lemmy Beer: The beer of metal-wannabes everywhere!

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 12:50:15 AM »

another random urinalysis, dude can you pee in here for me?
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 06:56:51 PM »

"Hey babes. My friend and I are 'associates' at a major department store. Wanna go out?"

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 11:16:41 PM »

About fingers: "Okay babe, you can suck either here or here? Now which do you think will make me happier?"


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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2009, 11:10:31 PM »

"Awesome! My favorite band's singer gave me a urine sample!"
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