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« on: November 16, 2008, 01:04:38 AM »

     
     Bald dude: "They'll yell Encore any moment now! En-ee-moe-ment!"
     Guy with shades: "Eh, this sucks!"
     Long hair guy: "This venue's got a leaky ceiling."
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 03:08:51 PM »



ANNOUNCER: This is the band "Desecrated Corpse".  We brought them here under the false pretense of a concert for high-level record executives for a huge recording contract...but we took the liberty of misdirecting their instruments to another building and filling their concert hall with crying babies and elderly Japanese tourists.  The boys are now in the middle of their second hour of waiting for their instruments to arrive.  Let's join them and revel in their agony, shall we?
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 06:21:00 PM »

It was then that they realized that Ozzy had left the building by another door twenty minutes previously!
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 08:29:51 PM »

The band bit their tongues and sucked up their pride when they found out they were opening for Nickleback. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 01:54:10 PM »

"I can't believe your mom kicked us out."
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 10:42:25 PM »

Guy With Glasses:  "So you're tryin' to tell me none of you dudes remember where you left the stash..."
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 12:39:06 AM »

Hey everybody, the bus is here to take us to church!
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 11:05:08 PM »

The guy on the right silently thanks God for all the help in writing such Satanic lyrics.
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