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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« on: November 16, 2008, 01:20:37 AM »

           "Ooh! I got my piccolo stuck in my goatee!"

"Just to bring it to your attention, they ran out of mustard at the Ye Old Corn Dog Castle!"

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 03:02:57 PM »

No, I never said I was Jethro Tull -
I'm the Jethro Tull Exeprience
OOOH!!  That just makes me seethe...!

Forklift?  It's over here by the baggage loader!

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Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 06:11:45 PM »

There was no turning back once Cronos entered his folk phase...

Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 10:13:46 PM »

Kenny G's attempt at METAL did more than just isolate him from his original fan base. 

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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 08:45:08 AM »

"Satan's polka band!"

"Oh crap! What did you put in these drinks?"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 08:49:43 AM »

Metallica's newest member was not that much of a hit.

Jolly Roger 1, you are cleared for take off.
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 12:40:34 AM »


*Waits for the people in the audience to finish making their ejaculation jokes*

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