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« on: November 16, 2008, 09:15:16 PM »

...especially when wearing his Original Safari Hat.


BTW, this is the last day for bidding on Indy's Original Safari Hat. Get your bids in early as we all know that the real bidding starts in the last 5 minutes of the auction; don't get outbid because you waited too long. Thumbup

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 10:35:32 AM »

Few people realised Indy suffered from 'Popeye arm syndrome.'

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 12:45:26 PM »

"Not bad eh?  I found them in the colon of a dead elephant." 

Side note, why are you reading my awful caption.  Go bid on Indy's hat!!!

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 01:49:46 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 08:19:17 PM »

The Hat Sold for $13.50.  Thanks to everyone who bid.

Oh, and a funny story on that white triangular point.  My buddy Doug was loading up a big screen sifter with dirt from a front end loader.  That point bounced out the top of the sifter and landed on my foot as we were stepping forward to start screening!

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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 09:03:02 PM »

Aw, crap! I won the hat. I can't believe nobody else bid on that thing.

Oh well. I'm sure I can put it to good use.

What's the shipping to Canada? I'm thinking the $7 domestic rate should cover it.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 03:44:44 PM »

Indy didn't know that he was pointing in the wrong direction!

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 12:13:36 AM »

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