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« on: November 16, 2008, 07:02:55 PM »


Also at the Nutty Oaks, visitors will enjoy our relaxing pool area with a floating stage, frequented by budding acts such as Colostomy Grab Bag, and Violent Fetus Digestation. Be sure to reserve your tickets in the lobby!
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 08:28:57 PM »

Never has stagediving been so tempting. 
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 11:11:04 PM »

Never has stagediving been so tempting. 

lol, nice one
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 11:12:30 PM »




watch out for the moshpit...things can get kind of sweaty
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 10:32:56 AM »

35 people die of electrocution when the lead guitarist for the band 'The tragic orgasim' dropped a fender stratocaster in a pool today. Film at 11:00.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 10:46:34 PM »

"If you dudes don't cheer for this next song, I'm gonna p!ss in the pool..."
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 08:47:01 AM »

"Man, that guy really spits when he sings."
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 08:54:39 AM »

The group knew that once the still plugged in amp fell in the water the show was over.
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 12:35:17 PM »

"We played Splashwater Kingdom the other day and they rock pretty hard... but nobody rocks harder than the patrons of Wet N' Wild!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 02:15:02 PM »

Lead Singer To Hmself:  "Why the hell didn't I bring my swimsuit." 
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 05:03:23 PM »

"Now people have been saying that some of the sunscreen is poisoned. It's not poisoned, it's just bad sunscreen."
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 05:43:31 PM »

Whoa man, that gig went swimmingly!
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 03:03:53 PM »

"Now people have been saying that some of the sunscreen is poisoned. It's not poisoned, it's just bad sunscreen."

LOL
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