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« on: November 23, 2008, 02:59:50 AM »

Crusher: These are very deep scratches.  And you have a cracked rib and a bruised spleen.  I've said it before and I'll say it again Commander.  You've got to knock off the rough stuff when you're on dates.  I know you're in to that sort of thing, but you're not twenty anymore....

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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 11:54:14 AM »

Crusher: Now, Will, I know you love Worf but he hurts you.  This can't go on.
Riker: He only does it because I'm clumsy.

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 02:07:32 PM »

The Officer's Mess on the Enterprise had a bit of a reputation....

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 07:19:44 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 09:51:50 PM »

These Federation regulation haircuts really hurt.

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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 12:59:04 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 12:43:39 AM »

oh, nag, nag, nag, somebody please shot me. Phasers to set to kill, engage!
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 11:02:18 PM »

"Now that the sedative is working I can shave his head and berate him like I've always wanted to with Picard."
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