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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« on: December 03, 2008, 12:56:57 AM »

"Devour me oh Mighty Ball of Fire!"


"Could someone put the blinds down; it's too damned bright in here!"

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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 09:22:30 AM »


DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 12:38:58 PM »

Nutter Magnet
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 03:45:15 PM »

Christian disco music never caught on as a genre!

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 08:18:21 AM »

The Church of Christ in Alamogordo stopped holding desert prayer meetings around 1955, when membership declined sharply.

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 08:32:52 PM »

After the blinding flash of light Sally somehow felt that she was just a little more hip and had a little more soul.   
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 10:55:20 PM »

Praising Lady: "Send us lots of money, God!"

God: "It doesn't work that way, but here's some sunlight on a partially cloudy day for you instead."
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