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Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« on: November 23, 2008, 08:44:32 PM »

After recording with a kareeokee machine over Josh's Grandma's Nat King Cole tape; Unholy Satan pose for a promo photo with such anticipation of a gold record.

"Ted brought over a guitar; WE'RE A BAND, WE'RE A REAL BAND NOW!"

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 09:42:04 PM »


(...oh wait, it's a school night.)

...never mind.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 09:58:34 PM »

The Breakfast Club of the Marcel Marceau School Of Miming. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 06:39:15 AM »

Educational poster, showing the dangers of sleeping with King Diamond...

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Bad taste is just an acquired taste!!!

« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 11:38:20 AM »

New from Disney...

The Mickey Mouse Club: Norway

It's a barrel of laughs. And gasoline.

Church-burning has never been so fun! WHOO!

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 12:53:45 AM »

"Hi, we're here to entertain the seniors."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 06:23:53 AM »

Mother's voice from next room: Little Jimmy, have you seen my eyeliner and nail polish?

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 09:41:54 AM »

"We're from the government, and we're here to help!"

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Nutter Magnet
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 03:07:14 PM »

The Joker's new indoctrination scheme for his young acolytes was achieving a worrying degree of success!

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2008, 12:28:33 AM »

For only $5 a day you can adopt a child!
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2008, 08:24:42 AM »

Wear a condom.

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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 05:20:26 PM »

Mom:  "Sorry kids, but the Celtic Frost tickets were all sold out.  Instead I got tickets for this nice band called Stryper!"

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 11:03:30 PM »

Unfortunately, on that fateful evening, Ron and Hank had to leave early for a dentist appointment, and would never know the sweet taste of Paul's, Gene's, Ace's, and Peter's fame.

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2009, 10:52:45 PM »

The guy on the right isn't as into it since it loses it's coolness when everyone is doing it.
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