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« on: November 25, 2008, 10:42:05 PM »

I figured I'd pay homage to the man, the myth, the legend...the Hoff in this thread.  Post all things Hoff here if you dare.  I'd be interested to see exactly how much Hoff stuff is out there;

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 10:44:14 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 10:47:57 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 06:23:35 AM »

No Hoff thread is complete without his most bizerre music video ever, "Hooked on a feeling".

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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 08:12:00 AM »

Whenever I think of the Hoff, I think of this:

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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 12:38:30 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 02:12:32 PM »

"Starcrash!":  Best Hasselhoff movie ever -- all else Hoff pales in comparison.

When I was last in Germany in '05, his picture was up everywhere & you could hear his singing being piped out onto the streets from various storefronts -- Really quite surreal . . . He is an enormous singing star in Germany, in case anyone didn't know --

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2008, 03:07:40 PM »

It was very foolish of you to invite me to post this again, but I can't resist.

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 05:58:03 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 06:00:26 PM »

This is so WRONG!

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2008, 06:32:30 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2008, 06:37:53 PM »

FIESTA!
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