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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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We're all just victims of circumstance

« on: November 26, 2008, 10:10:55 AM »

"Jeeze, if it's not one damned thing, it's another!"

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
Nukie 2
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I did it all for the...

« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 10:43:35 AM »

"The scary thing is I know exactly what it looks like underneath those tight, blue pants!"

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Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 06:06:45 PM »

What's this thing called, love?

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 06:45:17 PM »

"And not only does this real-life size doll look like me, talk like me, and act like me, it also comes with a complete mini bar in the back."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 11:05:14 PM »

Please excuse my friend, he is really stoned!
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2008, 09:35:40 PM »

"So does this make us Thing 1 and Thing 2...ha...get it...Thing 1, Thing 2?  Sigh...nevermind..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
zombie #1
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 10:05:17 PM »


"A whale's throat and blow hole are not connected, therefore escape is impossible.  "
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2008, 11:26:52 PM »

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2008, 11:59:23 PM »

Jonathan Archer and Trip Tucker soon learned the perils of sunbathing on Vulcan.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 06:50:48 PM »

Nourish dry skin with Oil of Olay.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 11:20:37 PM »

"Okay champ, you can do this! Get back in that ring and kick that blue babe's @$$!"


Things could be worse; you could be twins.
Bad Movie Lover

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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 01:41:16 AM »

"Oh man, it's my embarrassing twin brother..."
Nutter Magnet
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2009, 03:59:23 PM »

Faced with the full onslaught of Dr doom's new weapon Thing was forced to use his own twin brother who he'd only just discovered as a 'human' shield. "It was him or me!" he later said to the rest of the Fantastic Four.

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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