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« on: December 01, 2008, 03:02:09 AM »



"Now, little fella, everything's gonna be alright. They dedicated a tribute
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"Who's a badass" poll."

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 12:50:26 PM »

"I love to start my day with an Endangered Species Breakfast Burrito."
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 12:52:34 PM »

Steve always had to think that little bit bigger at Thanksgiving!
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 06:35:49 PM »

"Just a freindly reminder for when we do our big scene together--nobody upstages Steven Segall!  Got it?"
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 06:53:40 PM »

"With the widow's peak, we do kind of look alike."
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 12:22:21 PM »

By the mid-90s, Steven Seagal decided to tackle his weight issues by substituting every meal by a raw bald eagle.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 12:31:47 PM »

"Ok don't move while I bite your head off..."
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 11:22:37 PM »

The love scene's happenin' whether you want it to or not, got it?
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 04:41:40 AM »

The love scene's happenin' whether you want it to or not, got it?

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 08:03:52 AM »

"Congratulations, Mr. Seagal. It's a boy."
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 10:57:44 PM »

"Maybe if I bite the head off of this bird like Ozzy Osbourne I'll be famous again..."
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