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« on: December 01, 2008, 09:25:58 AM »
The thread for certain things we notice while going about our day to day existence.

I'll start...


Ever notice, no matter how well you try to keep the area by your computer clean, if you turn your keyboard upside down and shake it, a TON of dirt, specks, nail clippings and other junk will inevitably fall out?  At least, that's been my experience.

Unless of course, you've got those plastic keyboard covers...
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 12:01:10 PM »
Ever notice when you're running in a store for milk (or anything else for that matter), theres always some old lady in front of the milk section investigating the dates when all you want to do is simply grab your gallon of skim milk and walk out. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 12:17:37 PM »
A remark my cousin in college made to me on Thanksgiving: "Ever notice when it's 1:57 AM on Sunday morning and you're trying to get a case of beer bought before they stop selling it at 2:00 AM, you always wind up in line behind somebody paying for his groceries with pennies?"
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 06:08:53 PM »
Ever notice how no matter what you say you feel that one person in the room misconstrued it as something dirty or violent.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 08:12:25 AM »
Like the time I said "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts".  Got some weird looks there.  It's a common saying for pete's sake!
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 08:59:17 AM »
Yeah, totally, like if you make a teeny little comment that the Nazis had good fashion sense, people look at you like you're a monster. Ever notice how awkward that feeling is?
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 10:05:17 AM »
Ever notice this interesting thread isn't catching on very well?
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 02:01:43 PM »
Quote from: ER on December 04, 2008, 10:05:17 AM
Ever notice this interesting thread isn't catching on very well?

Ahh.. give it time, my "random thought" thread took a bit to get going as well.
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 02:02:17 PM »

Ever notice you don't appreciate the miracle and convenience of indoor plumbing in your house until there's something wrong and you can't USE it?
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 04:34:34 PM »
Ever notice how the inside of the window on the oven door gets so dirty you can barely see through it, yet the rest of the oven interior looks almost perfectly clean?

And I agree, the Nazis did have excellent fashion sense.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 04:44:40 PM »
Ever notice most lawyers talk really bad about other lawyers?
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 05:46:44 PM »
Ever notice that Alan Dershowitz is a complete intellectual fraud?
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 09:27:36 PM »
Ever notice a lot of infamous people have the middle name Wayne?
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 09:50:06 PM »
Ever notice that there is virtually no difference between a common garden slug and a two inch, living booger?
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 09:59:49 PM »
Ever notice that people lose all power of rational thought between the First of November and early January? Could it be related to Christmas?!
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