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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 08:31:42 AM »

Ever notice that there is virtually no difference between a common garden slug and a two inch, living booger?

Ha, someone reads Calvin and Hobbes!  :)
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 09:53:15 AM »

Ever notice the older you get the faster time moves?
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 06:32:32 PM »

Ever notice that whatever you want in Wal-Mart, no matter how useless and unimportant, there is ALWAYS someone blocking it?

Ever notice how, when you finally leave in frustration and then come back in ten minutes, some other idiot is now blocking the item, most likely talking to the first idiot?

Or is this JUST me?
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2008, 07:04:40 PM »

Ever notice farts are like children, you can only tolerate your own. 
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2008, 10:33:27 PM »

Ever notice how like in college playing mind games with your roommate and her friends by rating your nights out with 1 to 5 giant stars drawn on your desk calendar seems funny but looking back it's completely tacky?
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2008, 01:02:28 PM »

Ever notice the Declaration of Independence was written with a feather?
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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2008, 08:11:33 PM »

ever notice that when you need a really,really good quality pen are they nowhere to be found,but when you need them they are everywhere
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2008, 08:27:26 PM »

Ever notice bathroom tissue doesn't come in all those pretty pastel colors like it used to?
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2008, 08:40:28 PM »

Ever notice how awful and unsanitary Walmart's bathrooms are?
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« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2008, 02:53:55 PM »

Ever notice that the programs on TV are always rather quiet, causing you to crank the volume so you can hear what the characters are saying, but the commercials are always about five times louder?

It's like you'll be watching a show (this is especially true of dramatic shows) and it'll be like this:

Girl: So, what does this mean? 
Guy: It means (pause for dramatic closeup) someone's tampered with the evidence.

(fade to black)




Announcer:

USED CAR SALE! THE TIME TO BUY IS NOW, NOW, NOW!  WE'VE GOT OVER TWO THOUSAND VEHICLES GOING FOR LESS THAN FACTORY DIRECT PRICES!  DEALS LIKE THIS WILL NOT LAST FOREVER, SO COME DOWN TO THE DEALERSHIP TODAY!


At this point you're scrambling to find the damn remote to turn the TV down, so you don't end up with permanent hearing loss...
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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2008, 03:32:25 PM »

ever notice the human race sucks
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« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2008, 04:18:13 PM »

This thread is even funnier when read out loud in Andy Rooney's voice.

Ever notice how much Andy Rooney looks like a garden gnome?
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2008, 05:38:16 PM »

Ever notice bathroom tissue doesn't come in all those pretty pastel colors like it used to?

Funny, I was having a discussion with someone about this very topic just the other day.

Not only toilet paper, but you could get paper towels and tissue in green, pink, and blue.
My mom always bought the blue stuff.

It seems kind of gross, now that I think about it.



Ever notice there's no blue food?

I mean, really blue food?
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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2008, 10:47:59 PM »

Ever notice the dumbest people talk the loudest?
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2008, 12:08:42 AM »

- Ever notice how when you run out of smokes nobody seems to have one you can bum, but the second you quit smoking everyone has them?

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