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« on: December 01, 2008, 12:35:06 PM »

Hey, gotta give 'em credit for walkin' the walk while talkin' the talk...


http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/first.kiss.never.2.876578.html



Bride, Groom Save First Kiss For Altar
CHICAGO (AP) ―

Two abstinence teachers who wed in Chicago experienced their first kiss at the altar. And it was a doozy -- a two-minute smooch that drew cheers from about 500 people in the church.

After a one-year courtship, 28-year-old Melody LaLuz and 30-year-old Claudaniel Fabien tied the knot Saturday, even though they'd never locked lips before that day.

The couple teach abstinence in Chicago schools and, while dating, practiced what they'd been preaching to their teenage students.

"No kissing" wasn't their only rule. They were never alone together in a house. And they watched movies sitting upright on the couch, never lying down.

Vasti Cruz, a friend of the bride, said people clapped, stomped and cheered during the kiss.

A honeymoon is planned for the Bahamas. The pair say they have no worries about how they'll spend it.
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 12:02:30 AM »

I saw a show about a Buddhist couple that since they wed, they have NEVER been more than 15 feet apart. They did EVERYTHING together, when they ate, they ate from the same plate with the wife sitting on the husband's lap, and when the slept, they embraced for the entire night. The person that wrote the story said she tried the same thing with her husband, and she said they were on the fringe of strangling each other within a week. I sure couldn't do it. .
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 10:09:29 AM »

I saw a show about a Buddhist couple that since they wed, they have NEVER been more than 15 feet apart. They did EVERYTHING together, when they ate, they ate from the same plate with the wife sitting on the husband's lap, and when the slept, they embraced for the entire night. The person that wrote the story said she tried the same thing with her husband, and she said they were on the fringe of strangling each other within a week. I sure couldn't do it. .

I remember reading that article as well.  IT worked for the Buddhist couple, because they didn't have sex, and didn't have any kids.  Living in a 1 room house helped as well.  I know sure as hell that I couldn't do it either with my future wife.
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 11:46:07 AM »

I don't remember (or have blocked out) the part about them not having sex. What's the point of BEING within 15 feet of your wife if you're not trying to violate her in some way shape or form?  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 12:48:33 PM »

I don't see how anyone in any sort of human relationship could possibly live in that close a proximity to another person. That'd drive me mad in days if not hours. I need space. I'd soon be filling my computer screen with All woRk anD nO plAy MaKes JaCk a dUll BoY, then I'd go for an ax. It wouldn't be pretty.
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 07:38:34 PM »

That is an interesting story.  My wife and I saved sex for marriage, but did a fair amount of huggin' and kissin' beforehand. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 05:01:30 AM »

That is an interesting story.  My wife and I saved sex for marriage, but did a fair amount of huggin' and kissin' beforehand. 


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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 09:56:33 AM »

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

Hung more like Joan Collins?



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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 12:14:36 PM »

remember kids premarital kissing is bad!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 01:21:49 PM »

It's all slippery slopes from there, criswell.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 04:18:40 PM »

She offered her honor
He honored her offer -

And all night long it was honor and offer!
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