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Nukie 2
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I did it all for the...

« on: December 03, 2008, 01:23:40 AM »

"...and friends last!"

"...don't trust anyone selling subscriptions to our publications!"

"...No cos we love money too, YOURS!"

"Just because you might share the same name, it doesn't mean you're god!"

"Or are people just annoyed by OUR religion?"

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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 09:20:51 AM »

Guy:  "So...what are you wearing baby..."

"Or is REM simply the only ones 'losing their religion'?"

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 12:36:15 PM »

"Child Stars, then and now."

"Lady: now what's the charge per minute for this sex line"

"12 easy steps on how to get your hands on this kind of money"

"Your not god, you share the same name but that's it."

"Well it's seems they lost their religion"
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 11:04:50 PM »

I get the feeling you have a problem with Christianity?  TongueOut

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 11:42:03 PM »

So, how much does a birthday call from Queen Elizabeth cost?

Seems Joaquin Phoenix is doing alright for himself these days.

"Idiots! It was supposed to say 'What in God's name is it?'"

"With the proceeds of last Saturday's bake sale, we're nearly halfway to getting our new sump pump."

...and let their mothers dress them.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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